I HOPE YOU CHOKE: Angry Sonnets for the Recently Single

Isobel Irons


I HOPE YOU CHOKE: Angry Sonnets for the Recently Single

I HOPE YOU CHOKE: Angry Sonnets for the Recently Single

  • Title: I HOPE YOU CHOKE: Angry Sonnets for the Recently Single
  • Author: Isobel Irons
  • ISBN: null
  • Page: 122
  • Format: Kindle Edition



In Isobel Irons vaguely anticipated poetry debut, I HOPE YOU CHOKE, she serves up a hot, steaming pile of lukewarm prose, generous helpings of angsty commentary on love and loss but mostly, the loss of love and irreverent, violently funny poetry that will horrify your mother s book club If you ve ever been dumped, divorced, cuckolded, fired, let go, ditched, frozen oIn Isobel Irons vaguely anticipated poetry debut, I HOPE YOU CHOKE, she serves up a hot, steaming pile of lukewarm prose, generous helpings of angsty commentary on love and loss but mostly, the loss of love and irreverent, violently funny poetry that will horrify your mother s book club If you ve ever been dumped, divorced, cuckolded, fired, let go, ditched, frozen out, left, cheated on, or even mildly inconvenienced by the last minute loss of a prom date, this book is for you.Sample from the LAUGH section BASIC BRO You call yourself a beer connoisseur But when no one is lookingYou drink Pabst Blue Ribbon.You re basic, Bro.You cheer for the GiantsBut only because you secretly thinkYou look better in blue.You re what is loosely referred to as an unimpressive man, or Basic Bro Your favorite band Used to be The Black KeysBut you won t listen to them since they sold out Sorry Bro, but you basic.You broke up with me andImmediately changed your relationship statusOn Facebook.You re hella basic, Bro.


Recent Comments "I HOPE YOU CHOKE: Angry Sonnets for the Recently Single"

Isobel Irons’ new poetry collection, “I Hope You Choke,” is a lovely body of the most exquisite verse imaginable. Particularly if you have just been dumped by your lover/BFF/pet, or lost a job you really needed/loved/just wanted. It will help you laugh, cry, or curse your way back to normalcy in just 57 pages or less. Yes, it is raw, raunchy, ribald and touching. (Not that kind of touching, Dilbert!) In reading it, you hope that the hurt the author exposes is just an exercise in meter. But [...]

I'm not single or heartbroken, at least not today, and I still loved this book. We've all been through the emotions of loss and didn't want to hear the encouraging words heaped on us by others. I myself have been guilty of doing this to others just because I try to stay positive about everything, which is probably why I loved part four entitled get over it. I've also been hurt and discarded by others and felt the pain and emotion swirling in the words written in the other sections of the book. L [...]

This is helpful and funny. I'm not in the middle of a break up but, who can't understand this stuff?


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